Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Staid, Boring NFP Catholic Couples

"Remember when we were having sex in that park in Australia, but it turned out to be a cemetery, and the grave steward showed up with his dog and we had to run away?"

"Honey, that was just a homeless guy.  It's time to be quiet now."

H a p p y 
V a l e n t i n e ' s
D a y !


  1. In New Orleans we called that a "Graveyard Rodeo"

  2. I don't know if you know this Tiff but my totem or in Catholic speak my patron saint, is the Raven.

  3. Well, that is just lewd! And on the raven ~ it's like reason #300 that my heart belongs to St. Benedict. I don't know how or why he puts up with me, but I'll take his prayers any day fo the week. I think I linked that picture to a version the story about the raven who visited him in hermitage.

  4. While I admit to a faint shade of rosita while reading, it was joined with a hearty laugh! Sure beats "Let's check the chart to decide if renewing our marital vow is acceptable for today..." ! !

  5. oh, my poor parents. who writes things like this on the internet?! : ) thx A.