"Remember when we were having sex in that park in Australia, but it turned out to be a cemetery, and the grave steward showed up with his dog and we had to run away?"
"Honey, that was just a homeless guy. It's time to be quiet now."
H a p p y
V a l e n t i n e ' s
D a y !
D a y !
In New Orleans we called that a "Graveyard Rodeo"
ReplyDeleteI don't know if you know this Tiff but my totem or in Catholic speak my patron saint, is the Raven.
ReplyDeleteWell, that is just lewd! And on the raven ~ it's like reason #300 that my heart belongs to St. Benedict. I don't know how or why he puts up with me, but I'll take his prayers any day fo the week. I think I linked that picture to a version the story about the raven who visited him in hermitage.
ReplyDeleteWhile I admit to a faint shade of rosita while reading, it was joined with a hearty laugh! Sure beats "Let's check the chart to decide if renewing our marital vow is acceptable for today..." ! !
ReplyDeleteoh, my poor parents. who writes things like this on the internet?! : ) thx A.
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